Many visitors to Bali want a sex guide and some friendly advice

There are many people who offer advice, review our Bali sex guide and our experience is of some value. When on holiday there are things you should do and things you should avoid. So lets explore s some places and activities you may want to consider.

Say away from Sanur is our first piece of advice. Sanur is where the local Balinesse and Indonesian’s go for some hidden fun. It’s cheap, nasty and kind of dangerous as well. There are pimps who are involved, money is paid directly to these awful people. The girls are getting little or no money and the pimp most likely works for the local police. My advise is stay well clear of this area as they love arresting foreigners and extorting money from them.

We are all adults and can talk openly about sex so our guide is based on years of experience

Kuta is another seedy place. Once it was the center of tourism in Bali but now is the center of trashy tourism. Low budget tourists wanting a discount for everything and expecting royal treatment. The locals have to endure extreme arrogance as then need the money. Once again you will be ripped off. You will be lured into a massage parlour with the expectation something interesting will occur and you will be dissapointed. You will most likely get a regular massage. Your in Bali, not Thailand. Their are independant girls solicating on the main street but they are just as bad as the pimps in Sanur. Best stay clear of them.

The best holiday is a relaxing one without headaches or hassles so trust our experience and advice.

There is a much easier way to enjoy your time in Bali. Simply look at our gallery and contact us to see who is available. Make a booking and the desired girl will come to your hotel lobby within 80 minutes. You can get to know each other in the comfort and privacy of your own hotel room or villa. This is our simple sex guide for maximum enjoyment in Bali.

There is nothing more sad than a working girl with no tricks. This business like many businesses depend on tourism. Tourism right now has gone and no one knows when it will be back but I know it will be many many months for the tourists to come back in numbers to the Island of Bali.

So many people are out of work, many people are not making money or making alot less money than they previosuly did. Well I see some opportunity in that. When this pandemic is finally over if you are attractive, confident and know how to work your hole around a nice pole then you can work for us and make a tone of cash.

I beleive the best life is a simple life and the best business is a simple business and one that is natural. There is nothing more natural than for a pole to please a hole or a hole to please a pole. So if you have a hot hole work with us and make lots of hard poles happy. If you are an adventouus business woman why stop there. Feel free to entertain male and female clients alike. No one really knows the inner workings of a hole better than another woman, who knows you might end up prefering the hole.

The world right now is still a mess, if you get bored remember to still exercise your hole. Grap a piece of fruit, perhaps a cucumber or a plastic toy, some lubricant and make sure you stretch yourself out. Stretching is good, it means you can accomodate any size and will have no issues servicing the largest clients. Remember, today may be crap but tomorrow once again we can all look forward to working our holes. Bali will return and the escorts and companions will once again work it and make some money.

What’s Been Happenining in Bali in Feb 2021?

The short and simple answer is not that much. We had Chinese New Year which is typically something of a modest celebration but this year thanks to the pandemic there was nothing, not even one firework went off.

To quote Shakespeare it is a Winter of discontent. Bali right now is in its Wet Season, referred to as Winter. It’s still warm but very cloudy and raining frequently. The weather is somewhat cooler than normal.

There is a strong feeling of discontentment among the locals. When people are making money everyone is happy and want to be your friend. Now and for some time no one is making money thanks to the pandemic. Tourism is no existent, Bali is looking like a wasteland. Businesses are closed, signed are placed on the outside saying, ‘for rent’ or ‘for lease’. No new tenants are moving in. The tourist economy is completely gone. The official response, ignore underreport and coverup the true impact of the pandemic.

Then we have the long stay digital nomads who live here. They are being scorned upon by the locals because they can still make money, spend money and live rather well. How dare they!!! A great deal of jealously has been directed at them in Feb. They are being accused of working illegally, not paying tax, not socially distancing or wearing masks. Reality is most Balinese and Indonesians are not wearing masks or socially distancing. As for working, they are working on their laptops and can do so anywhere in the world not just Bali.

The locals should be thanking these long stay visitors, that’s right thank them. These long stay visitors are renting accommodation, buying food, perhaps eating out. They are still injecting money into the community. My suggestion is simple, if the locals are going to give you a hard time get on a plane and head of to Thailand or Vietnam where you will be welcome with open arms. What you do on your laptop is your business and the money you earn can be taxed in your country where your bank account is. Don’t give one cent to greedy corrupt politicians who will only spend the money on a sport car or swimming pool. When this pandemic is over, should you be a local and need to make some coin rent out your hole or pole and set some goals.